Best.return.ever

It takes more time

But I •love• the excuses.

Digging through all the extra words they use-

To tell a story that really isn’t that relevant…

“THIS happen but WAIT before THAT-

THEN my dog die-

Mixed up with, “my niece needed this

Well she isn’t really my niece,

She is my cousin-

Well not my cousin but my cousin’s friend-

BUT she is like my niece”

~You get what I mean~

I usually have to giggle-

Because >seriously< the wind ups are great.

It’s okay to just not want it.

An impulse buy-

I changed my mind-

I get it.

As long as it’s been within 30 days

Having the receipt helps a bunch-

But if you used your phone number at checkout I can look it up for you-

Lickety-split

.

*oh*but*this*return*

The return to •out•match•all•returns•

A WHOLE cart of little parts-

Bits and pieces most without barcodes

Recognizing some of them as

Items I’ve seen on our shop table at home

But not having a clue what the actual name of that thing-a-ma-jig

With 3 different receipts longer than my forearm-

.holy.freakin.poop.balls.

I a mean >trust me< I am always up for a challenge-

We start returning-

Logging each piece back into our inventory

One•at•a•stinkin•time

-WHEW-

Coming back up for air 20ish minutes later

We laughed-

“Well, now you have some beer money-

Or at least ice cream!”

.

.

.

Later that shift

Coming back to the register after restocking a return-

There sat a large milkshake

.

AND IT WAS CHOCOLATE

.

☺️

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Things that keep life entertaining-

While standing at a register-

At a farm store in the Midwest.