Guess how many old men have flashed me?

Guess how many old men have flashed me?
.
Like literally
Lifted up their shirts
In the middle of the store
And flashed me
Their surgery scars?
.
>No warnings<
.
If I am lucky
It might start with a…
“I can’t lift that because…”
Then
>whoosh<
Shirt up
.
I have never
*EVER*
asked for proof
When someone asks for help lifting their purchases.
.
If someone wants help loading their truck
I gladly do it
A chance to walk away from the register and see sunshine.
I’ll go.
.
.
How many you wonder?
.
.
Four too many.
.
.
I average about one every couple months.
Today was the day.
.
.
So my eyes should be safe for a while.