Job Offers

Other jobs folks have offered me

During my time standing at a register at a farm store in the Midwest-

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3 different teaching jobs:

-legit- it makes sense-

On the outside, it probably appears that I would ~logically~ want to go back to the career I hold two degrees in.

But I •absolutely• have no interest.

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A local mobile snow-cone trailer:

I could figure this out, but I am always cold.

HOWEVER

if he converted it into an ice cream truck

WELL

Here is my my two week notice-

Let’s order a few larger pairs of jeans in preparation.

I have literally no control when chocolate ice cream is near by.

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Farm insurance salesman:

Sounds painfully boring,

But maybe selling fear could be fun-

I mean you never know when pirates could invade the Midwest.

They could torch your barns and till salt through your fields and eat all your baby goats.

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Fence builder:

He must be desperate. He should really take a look at my trellis work in my garden before offering me a job building anything straight and precise.

He wouldn’t be able to handle me.

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Managing a greenhouse:

or at least the register at the greenhouse. He wasn’t super clear. But he said he would make it worth my wild.

I can talk gardening until I am blue in the face

WELL

At least until I get hungry.

And something in potting soil makes my heart sing and then I skip and twirl around.

I’ll save his number .just.in.case.

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Personal trainer:

So weird.

I kinda think this “kid” was flirting. Thank goodness I didn’t pick up on it until much later.

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Rodeo clown:

Actually, no one has offered me a job as a rodeo clown. Which is unfortunate because I might be perfect for it. I already have a red vest to dangle and whip around.

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Things I think about while standing at a register and saying hello to everyone who walks in.