Let Me Activate My Blank Stare Face

The store has been beeping

.c.o.n.s.t.a.n.t.l.y.

All

Day

~Like~

•ALL•

•DAY•

•LONG•

That ~just~ loud enough -beep-

to be ridiculously annoying

.

First explaining to customers-

The managers -do know-

And help will -eventually-

be here

-I got bored-

.

And now replying with-

“What beeping?”

When they repeat the obvious-

I activate my blank stare face.

“The store is beeping?”

Sometimes looking behind me

For dramatic effects

>shrugging<

It’s amusing to watch them

Question themselves.

.

.

.

Finally cracking a smile

.

.

Fun for awhile

But standing at a register with nothing but beeping

I am bored again

.

Sooooooo

.

Next person to ask-

I am going to YELL

.

4-8-15-16-23-42

PRESS THE BUTTON!

.

.

Let’s see if the island EXPLODES!

.

.

🤗

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