Sometimes I *almost* get bored

Oooooh sometimes

I *almost* get bored

Standing behind a register.

I *zip*zap* through all the tasks-

You are supposed to do.

I can sort jeans, fold shirts and organize the littles surrounding me in no time.

I can wash windows, dust and sweep

Like it’s my job. +heel click+

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I am a morning person-

Who loves to organize.

And if you challenge me to a race-

I would put money on myself every time

•so at work•

My weirdness comes in handy.

Oh

But in the afternoon-

I have to look for fun.

If left without a task and only my thoughts-

I would get in trouble.

::Hence::

W•h•y I am writing this book on the back of receipt papers.

And

W•h•y I spent an entire month trying to sell the store out of Chicken Poop Chapstick

Or

W•h•y I counted how many times I could say in one shift-

“Don’t get your panties in a wad”

Without cracking a smile.

.

But I need help with this newest idea.

What should we do if something rings up

$18.18 after tax.

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Anyone have any suggestions?

>work appropriate<

“we” meaning

I’ll be prompting everyone else

•via the head set•

To follow along

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Cheers