The Gold Coin Pooping Chicken
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A dozen customers in-
all buying fair related items
Most sharing fair successes or
fair drama of some sort.
Word on the street
I mean in the -barn-
A family from a county over is bringing a $11500 chicken to the fair
Deflating all the hopes of picking up the grand prize today
Feelings are always being hurt.
I am missing it today-
I must stop by after work and find this chicken
I am sure it is pooping gold coins
Easy to spot
.
“Guess what?!”
His face lights up with excitement
He reaches into the pocket of his cargo pants
“I thought it was my cigarettes
But
-NO-
My breakfast sandwich I FORGOT to eat on my way in.”
Leaning in, at half the volume
“Do you think it’s still okay?!”
The excitement over sausage and cheese is refreshing.
Same guy worried about expired energy drinks a few weeks ago.
So I told him he will be okay.
We will see.
.
That’s it.
Today is the day I am going to start this project
Jotting down notes on the back of receipt paper
I tell my team lead my idea.
2 decades younger than me,
She loves the idea
Plenty of fun
Odd
Slightly creepy
Bizarre
Happenings
At a farm store
In the Midwest.
Most purchased item for today:
Pine shavings
Assortment of cattle groom supplies coming in second
Glad I am not the only 4H mom
scurrying around
Trying to make it all come together.
.
Clocking out
Now off to the fair
to find the GOLD COIN POOPING chicken.